A Christmas Card

Dear Ms Weinshenker,

I'm very sorry to communicate you that our business needs has stealed away your husband's presence from your children this holiday.

I beg your pardon.

Please accept this gift as a token of my apology and appreciation. I hope it will helps your sons to keep in touch with their father.

Season Greetings,
Alphonse G. Capone.
In a nicely wrapped box, an marvelous crafted Ouija stands.

Merry Christmas.